why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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