is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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