just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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