that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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