I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Randomize
