Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I think your dad took our porno
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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