real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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