so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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