Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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