ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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