Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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