I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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