Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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