At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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