it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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