no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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