Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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