Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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