I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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