Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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