rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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