malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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