He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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