I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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