Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Girls should come with a carfax report
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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