If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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