So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
We have started to decorate penises.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
