Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
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