I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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