How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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