If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize