Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
the raccoons are back...
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