Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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