She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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