so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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