party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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