Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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