I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm determined to sit on that face.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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