Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize