its not stalking. its research.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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