Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
