Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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