I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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