you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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