ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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