There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
you're hired as official boob wrangler
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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