Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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