So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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