do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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