We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
He passed out mid-signature
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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