Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
accomplished twins. life is a go
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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