Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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