He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
third nipple confirmed
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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